Resident case file
Available · photographed case file
Agnes
Agnes has a broad, calm silhouette and an administrative talent for making a surface look intentional. Staff classify her presence as quietly competent rather than decorative.
Review fileRock Bottom Adoption Agency
Every rock deserves a home.
A real, individually named rock; sincere paperwork; and a placement process that gives gift-giving the gravity it deserves.
Digital Gift Adoption is available now as an $8 one-time placement.
Selected resident case files now include original intake portraits.
Our commitment
Small rocks. Big futures.
Every resident is sourced legally from private land with permission, never from national or state parks.
Every placement begins with a name, profile, certificate, and the necessary amount of paperwork.
Available residents
Meet a steady companion.
Resident case file
Available · photographed case file
Clive
Clive presents with a level, unhurried visual character and a practical sense of scale. He is recommended for adopters who appreciate a companion whose contribution is mostly compositional.
Review fileResident case file
Available · photographed case file
Dottie
Dottie is a compact resident with a softly speckled finish and an unusually tidy visual footprint. Her original intake portrait required no staging beyond asking her to remain exactly as she was.
Review fileHow adoption works
A simple process, properly observed.
Whether you give, sponsor, or welcome a rock home, we make the occasion feel official.
- 01
Choose a resident
Read their profile, review availability, or let our placement office match you.
- 02
Select a placement
Choose Digital Gift Adoption for an $8 one-time arrangement, or sponsor a resident at the Sanctuary.
- 03
Prepare the welcome
Digital Gift Adoption delivers the resident case file, certificate, and formal welcome note with complete sincerity.
Adoption tiers
The right home takes many forms.
Virtual Sanctuary Sponsorship
Sponsor a named resident from wherever you are. The rock remains at the Sanctuary while you receive a digital certificate and its case-file materials.
$3/monthdigital-only sponsorship
- Digital adoption certificate
- Resident profile and intake materials
- No shipping — the ordinary rock remains at the Sanctuary
Physical Rock Adoption
A one-time physical adoption for an ordinary rock, prepared with the formal materials appropriate to its new placement.
Pre-launchprice to be confirmed
- An ordinary rock
- Printed certificate and care guide
- First-night-home card and gift adoption option
Forever Home Adoption
Our more complete physical keepsake adoption, for gift-givers and adopters seeking a fuller placement presentation once details are finalized.
Pre-launchprice to be confirmed
- An ordinary rock and formal certificate materials
- A complete keepsake presentation
- Gift adoption option; final materials to be confirmed
Placement reports
Homes of remarkable stability.
“I gave Agnes to my manager. The certificate is now framed in their office, and morale has remained remarkably stable.”
“Our family was not ready for a pet, but we were ready for Stanley. The adjustment period was brief and quiet.”
“The gift message was handled with the exact level of administrative seriousness I hoped for.”
Gift a placement
For the person who has everything.
Digital Gift Adoption is an $8 one-time placement with an official certificate, a resident record, and a formal welcome note.